reason-for-existing:

Sleeping grass - I love this stuff! Who wants normal grass when you could have a garden full of this?
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~   Warsan Shire  (via lyrexz)

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rnatthewperry:

REASONS TO DATE ME

  • im really pretty if im the only one in the room and theres no one to compare me to
  • really though i have nice hair and i’d let u play with it
  • also nice lips 
  • im very nice 
  • id probably never make you feel bad abt yourself and if i did i’d apologize for like 3000 yrs afterwards
  • i’ll laugh at ur jokes
  • i’ll always want to make out or be touching in some way
  • i wear lots of sweaters so im basically adorable
  • i’ll love u a lot

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kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

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truthdoesnotleadtofreedom:

Bless whoever made this.

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki Kun Meme:  [1] Reversal of Common Shoujo Tropes

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